Friday 10 May 2013

Star Trek Into Darkness


Rejoice! For summer is 'ere!

With it comes unbearable heat, water shortage, short skirts, Dermi-Cool advertisements and most importantly a slew of thriller/action/blockbuster/"Kids! Throw your money at us" movies.

Kicking it off two weeks ago was Iron Man 3. But it's early release date in India meant technically (at least in my mind) it was still spring. Now we have this summer's first big budget sci-fi action movie which in true form is of summer movies is a remake of a reboot.

Hey kids! Look at their poses! This is going to be so much fun! Here, have a  free toy!
I would like to make it clear that my knowledge of the Star Trek universe is limited to what has seeped into my brain as a sort of cultural osmosis from watching plenty of American and British television shows and films. Wait a second. My lawyer's telling me something. My lawyer tells me to declare that I am not a Trekkie, if I do not I am liable to incur physical damage from actual Star Trek fans. So I repeat, in fear of Trekkies ripping me a new a**hole, I am not a Trekkie.

Let's start with the plot, which I can't divulge too much of it because it might have references to the original universe, thus ruining the surprise. So in short, James T. Kirk is the captain of the USS Enterprise. His merry and ethnically diverse crew-members including of course Commander Spock. The traipse around the universe, going where no man has gone before, exploring and observing. That's all you need to know even if you haven't seen the first film. The rest is revealed through exposition.

The writing is pretty good. I've heard that there were a few "terrible" Star Trek movies a few decades ago. If the quality of the writing remains the same J.J. Abrams can pump out half a at least two or three more movies. My only desire is that the next one focuses on something environmental, i.e. the Enterprise reacting to a new world they've discovered. We've had two films with the hero/villain plot structure. I hope the change it up for the next one. The acting is pretty good. As usual the entire crew of the Enterprise gives solid performances and so does Benedict Cumberbatch.

Also, this.
Abrams directs it well, the pacing is fast to keep things interesting for the typical attention deficit crowd of the summer. It moves as it should, like a blockbuster, the familiar dramatic reveals, the cliffhangers and all the other tropes are there. The usage of lens flares has reached epic proportions. I know for a fact that their purpose is to create an optimistic atmosphere and making it seem as if action is taking place off screen. I understand that. But the extent of its usage is ludicrous. My only question to the designers and constructors of the USS Enterprise would be, "Anti-reflective surfaces, you heard of them?"

One last thing. 2001: A Space Odyssey got it right in 1968 when it showed the lack of sound in space. It's 2013, why can we still hear the guns and explosions in space?

In conclusion, go watch the movie it's pretty good. I couldn't put it more simply.

So rejoice, summer is here. And though the Americans might have gotten democracy and McDonald's before we did, rejoice because here in India the Star Trek movie releases a full week before the American release.


IMDB Rating: 8.5/10 (This rating will probably decrease in the following weeks)

Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 89%

Should you watch it: Yes

My Rating: 7.5/10

Friday 22 March 2013

Aatma : Shit hit the (horror) fan !






This is possibly how the job interview of the director of ‘Aatma’ went-
Producer A: What can you offer us? Do you have any new ideas to revamp the genre?
Director: I want to make a horror film.
Producer B: are you any good?
Director: I want to make a horror film.
Producer A: Why should we appoint you as the director of this film?
Director: I want to make a horror movie.
Producer A: I think we should appoint him, he is motivated enough.
Producer B: yes, he wants to make a horror film.
Director: I want to make a horror film.

I am a conscious phobophile. Not the one that goes to amusement parks and vomits his guts out while laughing out loud, sitting on a rollercoaster. I am the one that goes to watch horror movies and vomits out popcorn while gasping out loud, sitting on the edge of the recliner seats. I just made it up- the latter part- to make the introduction of the review a more poetic and an artistically consistent experience. Because I believe that when a film is not entertaining, its reviews surely are.

Yes, I am a conscious phobophile, perhaps placed somewhere in the centre of the phobophile measurement scale, but a phobophile nonetheless. Nothing connects to me more than fear does. And do not misunderstand this love of fear for love of exploitation; the lesser the gore, the merrier the horror movie experience. Because then you know that they have better things to focus on, rather than the obvious ones that waste everybody’s time.

The reason I emphasize on my genre preference is to take the following point home- it takes great effort to disappoint an audience on all counts, but it takes a miracle to disappoint the fans. You might say that it is easier to disappoint the fans because they have been analyzing the genre for a substantial time and expect more from a horror film than the rest of the audience do. I disagree. I say that they go to whimper, love to whimper and relish even a small helping of whimper generation.

Before I go dissecting the movie, I need to present a justification for watching the movie in the first place. Why would a critic have to do that? Isn’t he/she supposed to disregard the trailers and his/her own conscience in order to rate the movie objectively? This would be true in most of the cases. But if you are familiar with the quality of the current Indian horror film churn-out, you would have to be a nutcase if you want to pay to watch one yourself. I fancy thinking that I am not a nutcase, therefore the justifications- Firstly; the Bhatt camp has monopolized and ruined (in that order) the Indian horror cinema. This movie was an exception. Secondly, Nawazuddin Siddiqui had smitten me with his performance in Gangs of Wasseypur, Kahaani and Peepli Live. I trusted his choice of script.  I wonder if he would also come up with a justification list after watching the movie himself. Thirdly, the plot-though a cliché, but a newer one- promised to explore multiple emotions and directions than the usual haunted house paradigm.


Promising posters have become a reason to suspect foul play

Aatma is a story of a woman trying to save her daughter from being taken to the afterlife by a possessive, psychopathic, cuckolded and (before I forget) dead husband. Towards the beginning of the film, we learn that the daughter has been kept away from the truth of her father’s long absence. So when he comes late at night (when her mother is fast asleep) and tucks her in with a bed time story, the girl doesn’t suspect oddity. Soon her father starts accompanying her to her classroom and helps her with the classwork. The father also tells her that he loves her more than her mother does and that he is going to take her away with him, away from her evil mother. The little girl is also oblivious of the fact that this loving man, her father, is/was a wife beater.

History testifies to the fact that the villain needs to be a better developed and a more real character than the hero himself. Be it Darth Vader or Voldemort or Raoul Silva from Skyfall, all these people-though fantasized and exaggerated their antics are- are more like us, they faced real conflicts in decision-making and survived them only to die at the hands of their respective contrived, utopian and idealist figures- the Heroes. Aatma had a great potential to build a great villain. And with a casting triumph like that (Nawazuddin Siddiqui), their job was half done! But the ham-up operation was led by a team of headstrong genre-terrorists that interpreted the ‘holy book of horror’ wrong. The hero/heroine in this case- It’s like all the other cases, they are always right. Only in horror movies, they get to be dumb as well.

An ideal way to make this film would have been the adoption of a moody approach. Things should have taken time to unravel. The relationship between the father and the daughter, the father and the mother and the mother and the daughter should have been explored to the point we started caring about them. Even if they had ascended to melodrama, I would not have complained. The idea of the story does provide an opportunity to discover sentimental passages that could lead to an enthralling climax, full of emotion. But then this is a lot of wishful thinking. Let us see how the film’s been executed (pun intended) in this particular universe of ours-

The film opens with a song that could have been used in the background during the spooky scenes. As soon as the opening credits are done with, the film jumps into the plot, perhaps too early! This is the perfect place to explain with an analogy- instead of putting the first gear, the film directly puts the fifth one and as for the climax, it chooses the only one left- the reverse gear.

Once you spot a logical loophole in a film that you wanted to enjoy, the experience just gets ruined. In this particular film- why does the mother not sleep in her daughter’s room when she knows that a psycho ghost comes visits the little girl and has already threatened to take her away? Why does the woman never make an escape strategy throughout the film? Why expect the ghost to just give up its escapades for no reason? Every time the dead husband makes his nightly appearance, this woman- probably suffering from short term memory loss- hops, skips and shouts with shock. The antagonist himself is not a very stable character. This particular ghost has got his ideology wrong! His counterparts will cringe in embarrassment when they see how illiterate he is in the art of haunting. He kills all the random people for no reason, even if they do not come in his way. This might be the film’s alternate way of telling us that he is a psychopath. The problem is, they waste a lot of time saying that. There is no limit to the variety of ways in which the movie annoys you- A certain character in the movie (that of a cop) is investigating the random murders committed by this misguided ghost of ours. He gets to annoy us by repeatedly reminding us, in a pseudo-ominous tone- “Yahan kuch galat ho raha hai…” This exercise is used to bring us back to the edge of the seat, even as the film reaches its climax. They got it right in a way. The film was so bad in developing any sense of fearful progression that we had to be reminded by this guy time and again.

Another flaw is that the movie ‘tries’ to be intelligent. It tells us of things that are happening off-screen, through random dialogues (badly delivered). Now most filmmakers use this trick to focus on more important plot points. This film wasted those plot points off screen. What WAS kept was stupidity. Here is an example; our Sherlock Holmes explains a murder scene to our heroine-

“Unke sharer par koi ghaav nahi tha”
“Phir who kaise mari?”
“Unka Galaa kaatkar maara gaya”
“Par aapne toh abhi bola ki koi ghaav nahi tha”
*ominous pause*
”Unka gala andarse kaata gaya tha”
*audience mocks the situation with sarcastic sighs of realization*

And worry not; the film is full of these. The little girl was just attacked by a supernatural ghost but was saved at the last moment by her mother. The mother takes her away to spend the night at the neighbor’s place (why? The house is not haunted, the little girl is! Why endanger the innocent neighbors?). There a friendly woman tucks the girl in with her own and reassures the mother- “she is safe now”. How do you know? You have no basis to prove that statement! Just because a dialogue is necessary, you don’t have to speak baseless stuff. Times like these, we should go with the Hollywood staple- “everything is going to be alright”. It’s a broad statement that doesn’t talk about now. It talks about the final state of being. So even if things go wrong in the immediate future, you cannot be blamed. For uttering that one baseless dialogue, I guess the neighbors deserved the endangerment. 


Kid's possessed by a ghost! These guys put the 'no' in in'no'vation! 

When it comes to acting, what you have got to do in a horror movie is, firstly, be cynical when it comes to walking the corridors. Definitely, do not switch on the lights, because that way the disable the ghost. And secondly, act like you were being chased by a monster. The child actress cannot be blamed for her performance, but we can say that she was not motivated at all. Bipasha Basu must be proud that she is doing different stuff than dancing to item numbers, wearing skimpy outfits, but watching her in movies like Raaz-3 and this one, you want to pick her up (like you do in those strategy games) and place her in a place more respectable… the shampoo commercials, maybe? No she does not do a bad job; she could have definitely done a better job, only there is not much of a job to do. It’s more than dancing in skimpy outfits, but it’s sillier. As for Nawazuddin Siddiqui, he has just had his adrenaline shot to fame with his Gangs of Wasseypur stardom. He will have to choose his scripts carefully. I have to admit though that he was arresting in whatever little screen presence he had. He was one of those good ideas that were kept off the screen, you see?

Finally, if I were you and I was reading this article, I would pan the critic for
1.       Wasting so much time in watching a movie he knew was not going to be any good
2.       Wasting so much time in writing a review for the movie nobody is going to watch any way.

Perhaps I would be right in doing that. It is not hard to see that shock horror is on the verge of dying. But it has been dying for a long time. There are superior genres. Genres that make you laugh, the ones that make you think about your life and the ones that inspire you. Horror in itself has been made into a cheap way of earning money. In olden days people used to go to magic shows to get dumbfounded, now we go to horror films. People will never stop testing their courage. They need to be motivated regularly. They need to know that they are not afraid and they need to feel intelligent. These needs are satisfied by today’s horror cinema. The genre will always remain on the verge of dying. What a sad state of immortality. I am reminded of a particular episode of The Twilight Zone, in which a man makes a deal with the devil. He trades his sickness for immortality, only to be imprisoned for life!
I do not regret watching this film. It was a waste of time, but it was laughably bad. Everybody in the auditorium laughed their guts out. They had a good time wasting their time. 

One thing is for sure. As the crow's been flying, this has become a paradoxical statement-


' I have a good taste in movies. My favourite genre? Horror '


As for ‘Aatma’, there was not a singular scary moment. Don’t watch it deliberately, only accidentally.

Rating:  0.5 / 5