Tuesday 18 December 2012

Sandy Hooks (and) The World

9:30 a.m, December 14th

Sandy Hooks Village,
Newtown,Connecticut

Adam Peter Lanza, an armed 20 year old man, wearing a military outfit, killed 28 people in a span of 20 minutes. First he shot his mother in the face, 4 times. Then he stormed into the local elementary school killing twenty kids (all between the ages of 5 to 7) and six adults of the female staff. The 28th ‘victim’ was Lanza himself.


Adam Lanza
The police arrived. No shots were fired by them. Investigation says that Nancy Lanza (the perpetrator’s mother) was a firearm enthusiast who used to stock guns and believed that violence was the only way to survive once the economy crashed, which according to her was very eminent. She wanted her kids to take this seriously, so they accompanied her to the shooting range on a regular basis. Nancy Lanza was a woman who could predict the fall of American economy but was oblivious of the eminent fall of her son’s sanity.


The victims
The crime is unforgivable. What had the children done to meet such a horrifying end? To Adam Lanza they were merely a collateral damage in his superior battle against the world. What enmity he had against the kids is a mystery and that is what the whole world seems to be obsessed about. Sure it is puzzling. This tragedy affects the whole world and the whole world needs to contribute in solving the crime. We need to spread awareness about the 28 people who died in Connecticut, because it so happens that an incident like this rarely takes place in our country. We need to spread awareness and we need to tell people how this event has scarred us for life. We are a global community and we unite against issues like this, right? 

So what do we do? We twitter, we blog and we put up status updates, cursing Lanza, cursing his mother and cursing the American government. As soon as we are done with this, the little children wouldn’t have died for nothing! They were actually a mere collateral damage in our superior battle against the world, which begins with regulating American laws concerning possession of firearms. We are all Lanzas, shooting with our keyboards into the virtual world of internet.

Meanwhile, as the people of the cynical world are engrossed in their pseudo-humanity, the top management of the media houses is hunting for the next piece of information, rather the next bait. When they take a coffee break, they switch on their respective news channels. It warms them to see so many people dancing to their tunes. The chairman pats the backs of his executives for choosing the right ‘piece’. The sponsors are happy. The increased primetime viewership assures them that their marketing investment decisions have been sound. Other entertainment channels sulk because they cannot come up with such interesting pieces, as their network is supposed to air reality shows where the actors take too much time to rehearse their scripts, causing a further lessening of profits. They pacify themselves by saying that the audience will get tired of the violence and will come back for some animation films to uplift themselves and some nerdy sitcoms to laugh at. So the question that arises is- How much do those children mean to this industrial world where success is measured by profits? Money brings happiness, so the only way to quantify happiness is to count the money. So in a way, when some people are earning money through others’ tragedy, they are buying happiness. So happiness- like money- does not go out of system, just changes hands. Is this too heartless an idea? Well, If Lanza can happen to this world, so can this idea.

History tells us that Lanza is nothing. He is a big thing today because we are now living in a ‘pro-peace’ world and not in the times of ‘violent land grabbing escapades’. So we believe. He is a big thing today because he is all over your internet and television screens today. He is a big thing because the issue was blown up like a balloon. Whether the reasons for this amplification are sentimental or monetary, are for you to choose; whichever choice comforts you more is the right choice.

When I say that this issue has been blown out of proportion, I do not mean that it was not horrifying. So here comes the need to define a limit to the ‘proportion’. The proportion is inversely related to your ignorance. Here’s a simple exercise-
  1. Leave this article for a minute, open your local newspaper
  2. Scan through it
  3. Notice how many homicides, rapes and other violent cases you find in there
  4. Remind yourself that is just your town. India being the seventh largest nation in the world contains hundreds of towns like yours
  5. Do the math
Now would you tweet about it?

Probably not. I will tell you why, because nobody else is tweeting about it. It is not ‘trending’! So why would you discuss something that is not in fashion? Isn’t it elementary that you discuss what is ‘in’ rather than discuss what is important? There was a time when people were reprimanded for not doing but only talking. If that is not the case now, can we at least discuss the right things?

New Delhi. The evening of 18th December.  A 23 year old girl and her boyfriend boarded a city transport bus. Surprisingly, they had only four co-passengers other than the driver. The co-passengers, not very surprisingly, started passing lewd comments towards the girl. This tactic was just to spark a violent argument with her boyfriend, which then gave them a reason to hit him up with iron rods. With the male taken care of, the men proceeded towards the female.

Late at night, a passerby found two bleeding beings, by the roadside. They were in a state of shock. The perpetrators long lost to the night.  

This incident is on the front page of Chennai’s issue of The Hindu, right below the detailed descriptions of GMR-Maldives tussle, Dhoni’s loss against England and Gujarat voting rounds, squeezed between an SBI advertisement and that of a highly reputed college that has started providing a master’s program in family business management.

 The girl and the boy were not the residents of United States of America, they were born and brought up in a busy Indian metropolitan city where the news of children being crushed under city buses is as usual as the weekly fluctuations of the stock market, where the head of the nation does not call press conferences every time people die. Because then he would have to be on the TV all the time. He would have a separate channel for himself.

I once asked someone, “Why does this city have such a disturbing road-accident rate?” The answer I got was more disturbing, “This is a metro, such things keep happening, you take care of yourself”. To my surprise, the same person was tweeting condolences to the Connecticut community, two days ago. Maybe the ‘Sandy Hooks Massacre’ is the new ‘Gangnam Style’ then. Sometimes I feel that being a global citizen has its disadvantages. Because there are no borders to adhere to, we start believing that we belong to the better part of the globe. Our reality becomes America. No more do we take steps to improve the quality of television in our country, we would rather watch international sitcoms that the internet gives us an easy access to. Not that it’s a bad thing to do, but don’t you forget that it’s just your computer screen that has the look of a developed rich economy. When you step out of your house, there’s still going to be gaping potholes, needy beggars and the undying stench of corruption. The exposure towards the better world is backfiring. The portal on your latest sharing device’s screen is just make-believe. Now when indigenous writers dream of plots for their story, they do not think of Kapoors, Mishras and Khans. They think of Mr. Smith and the bar on the Dewey Street. Including me. I do admit that in a fast-paced thriller, Anand Sharma would make a bad name for a protagonist. I would like to clarify here that I am not against the fact that internet provides access to global citizenship, hell I love the internet! But I try to retain my identity. Do you?

Israel has been torturing the Gaza Strip for a long time now. It is known to assassinate important leaders of its neighboring countries, until recently. It’s bombing on Sudan is a major discomfort to all the countries around it. The death toll and the living conditions are unimaginable. And let's not forget that Israel itself is under the constant threat of annihilation from these neighbors. The civil war in Syria has destabilized the whole of west Asia. With the various communities fighting for their rights, the governments of Sudan’s allied nations are distracted. It is said that Israel’s attack on Sudan was just a warning to Iran, which is probably supplying arms to Sudan and also 'allegedly' developing nuclear weapons, atomic bombs that could wipe out a country the size of Israel in a matter of seconds. One superpower that is supporting Israel in its violent endeavors is the United States of America. You see an integral part of the country’s economy functions on the selling of arms. When there’s no war, the arms sales take a drop. So “let the whole world fight, let me earn the money to defend my country against these violent countries”. Enter- greed. There is no deficiency in firearm production, so “let me sell some to my own citizens; so what if they are already drowning in taxes, there’s nothing wrong in providing money to support their government so that it can protect them from the violent countries out there!” But this injection of cynicism into the society has proved to be an overdose. And then we have reactions like those in Wisconsin and Sandy Hooks, Newtown.

Justice is a very relative term.  Ajmal Kasab’s death was celebrated with fireworks and processions. The death was just a part of the Mumbai tragedy. This fact was forgotten. So much are we in the clinches of media that we have stopped thinking for ourselves. The picture is being drawn in front of us and all we do is appreciate or criticize it. We too can pick up a brush, you know? But then surely we cannot trot the globe and collect all first-hand information ourselves. So we have to depend on the news channels to provide us with the relevant information. The news channels have competitors (it’s a money game after all) so they will try to attract you towards their particular channel. And this can only be done by showing you something attractive; content that is more magnetic than the competitor’s. Important news gayi tael lene (can kiss my ass). And thus we watch what we are provided with. “Yellow Journalism” is too extreme a term for the entirety of Indian Media. But there’s a mild jaundice fever, one can sense it.

This is how things are running. And new stuff will start running when this stops. What we can at least do is close the internet window occasionally and open the literal window of our rooms. There’s things we cannot ignore. There’s things we ought to see, we ought to do. Besides, this will also make way for a better torrent speed!


Just for the record folks, between last year and this year, the Syrian Civil war has killed 50000 people. This includes about 2500 children. Many of them were tortured to death. But surely the Connecticut issue is more grave and discussion worthy.

Friday 14 December 2012

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)


Let me start by apologizing for the month long delay. Busy lives and a lack of good movies have kept us from posting reviews. But we're back. And now to business.

Whenever I watch a good movie on screen I tend to come out with a small smile plastered to my face. If it's a long awaited release or a sequel this smile lasts longer. If some of my favorite actors delivered fine performances in it the smile lasts even longer. The smile lasts the longest when I am too caught up in the experience to sit back and think about the movie. We've all been guilty of post-movie exuberance disorder. This year particularly has made me suffer the most, I think it is because of the number of big movie franchises that had their latest sequel/prequel/reboot this year. And I do suffer, the suffering starts the moment I begin to think about the movie and start deconstructing it.

I call it the Dark Knight Rises Effect. Not to be confused with the Matrix Revolutions effect where a sequel purely sucks.

Before I start on the review let me get something out of the way. This adaptation of Tolkien's novel The Hobbit differed from the novel in many ways. The characters were slightly different. Some of the plot points have been changed and some of them expanded. I will not complain about these as they would take up far too much time and they would require me to re-read The Hobbit. The movie differs from the novel. Some of you might be angry about the changes. I'm angry too, sometimes. But this review will not focus on those differences.

When I first read about the development of The Hobbit a few years ago I had no fears that it would not be made. I expected it to be made. LOTR had made three billion dollars. The studios had just found a prize winning formula, damned if they didn't exploit it. In fact The Hobbit would be easier to make than the LOTR as the story was adventurous yet lighter than the LOTR. There were pockets of darkness but it was nothing compared to the war and death that predominated Gandalf's later quests. I then learnt that The Hobbit had become two movies which did not feel natural as Peter Jackson had already adapted the longer novels into single movies instead of splitting them up. This year I learnt that the movies had been split into three parts to 'fully' tell the story. I was afraid that this three movie split was an effort to garner more profits. But I gave the director the benefit of doubt, he might genuinely be interested to narrate a riveting tale of adventure, loyalty, honor and bravery in great cinematic detail and quality. Looking at An Unexpected Journey I'm leaning on the theory that Tolkien has become Jackson's cash cow.

One is a gold hoarder the other is a dragon.

The Hobbit: An Unexpected journey covered the first leg of Bilbo's journey with the dwarves to reclaim their former home and hoard of precious metals, Erebor also known as the Lonely Mountain. Meanwhile dark forces are stirring, the elves keep twitching, Saruman is still a good guy and Gandalf is mysterious and old. As you can see plot-wise quite a lot of stuff happens. The all familiar aerial landscape shots that double as tourism adverts for New Zealand make the viewer feel right at home. The cinematography is spectacular as usual but the third dimension did not enhance my movie viewing experience nor was it used effectively as a medium by the filmmakers.

What is important is the way the story is told. I am reminded of a line that Gandalf delivered in this movie, "Power lies in the small things, small acts of kindness and love" or something. It is the small things that can irritate you, can mark the difference between a film and a movie, can show the commercial vision behind the movie. For example movies rely on character arcs that rarely surprise people anymore. You know that the scruffy orphan is going to win the baking championship because she was beaten at the musical choir showdown midway through the movie. In this movie too you could clearly see the character development taking place and unlike LOTR it was not well handled. More Avengers than The Godfather, do you see what I'm getting at. Action movies are littered with tiny little cliffhangers that you know the characters will clear but they include anyways because they keep you on the edge of your seat. At least they did, ten years ago. You know the ones I'm talking about? The character jumps across a chasm and instead of landing cleanly the character has to hold on to a ledge or an opportune plant growth with his/her fingertips till he/she is rescued. The little things make a difference, quite literally in Tolkien's universe but somehow the makers of The Hobbit failed to notice that.

Now the star of three successful adaptations.

Martin Freeman was a great Bilbo, unsure at first but slowly becoming adjusted to his new destiny as a hero of sorts. Sir Ian McKellen was his usual self. Fantastic. Can the man be anything else? Andy Serkis was back as Gollum, the show stealer. Elijah Wood made a very small appearance as Frodo and he looks younger than Daniel Radcliffe. Of the dwarves I have few words. None of them made lasting impression. None of them were as endearing as Gimli. They did a fine job sure, but nothing outstanding. The music just like the rest of the movie is good but it could have been better.

Soft young skin with Fair and Elrond Cream. Enriched with jujubes from Mirkwood.


Overall I'd say it was a good movie. Certainly a good experience. Disappointing though. Especially to those who've been waiting almost ten years to see it. Some of you might think I was being too harsh on the movie considering it was based on a children's book. My reply is this, the movie aimed to be more than a children's story. I recommend you watch this in a movie theatre.


IMDB Rating: 8.8/10 (This rating will probably decrease in the following weeks)

My Rating: 7/10